experiences in a new universe

Following through reports of a human that may have mastered quantum teleporting, I’ve track down and found this being referred to as “Santa”. He has not revealed his secrets in our first meeting but I continue to monitor him. He promised to visit me again in couple of days and I found out that he has promised the same to all kids. I think this may be an opportune time to observe his powers!

And apparently event if I cannot figure out his powers, I’ll get a present anyway. Not bad, no?

I infiltrated the ranks of another species on earth this month.

My next target are the roosters as soon as I can master their language. My mom is helping me with the accent!   Rumor has it, they have control over the rise of the sun! powerful species…

You can see more photos on mayadeniz ning site

My new cousin has started broadcasting even before his arrival

In my last post, I’ve mentioned that I had some news. I know that there are rumors of a new agent being sent to help with the investigations. I can assure you that these are just rumors! It’s true that there has been discussions in the upper echelons and I have requested a partner in crime and help is arrived: say hello to Aga!

I’ve been hanging out with Aga the last of weeks and we’ve been having great time!

Here are some photos of my visit to Turkey, with babanne and the gang. Enjoy!

Comrades! I’m guilty, and I admit it. I’ve been indulging myself with earthly pleasures and neglecting my duties.

With the last 6 weeks, I’ve traveled to from west coast of US (Monterey, California) to east coast (Rochester, NY), to Ankara, Turkey and finally came back to Geneva. It has not been all “fun”. Travel on earth is a primitive affair. They stuff you into pressurized tubes (they call them planes) with lots of people where you can get up and move around. The travel seems to be preceded by some sort of a cultural ritual. My parents (though participating in this ritual) do not seem to enjoy them very much. At one part, dad started taking off his clothes making me think that we had to be naked to travel on the plane, luckily after taking his shoes, jacket, and belt.

Another annoying part is the different day/night arrangements they have in different parts of the world. They kept trying to convince me that it was “morning” where I perfectly knew that it wasn’t. They kept waking me up or forcing me to sleep or wake up in different hours. Just when I got used to the new hours, they changed them again! Not good. I’ll have to have a chat with the authorities about this at some point.

Anyway, enough of my complaints! I had great time and met with lots of people of all sizes. Now I’m back at home and it’s very quite again, just mama and papa. But I hear that someone new is coming! More on that later!

I am in the US! Exciting, very exciting indeed! Comrades! so much to tell, don’t know where to begin. I’ll show you some photos instead.

I’m having great time with grandpa and gramma, and tomorrow we’re all heading out to Ka-li-for-ni-a to meet with my cousin Arielle, Uncle Mike and Aunt Stacey. Even Uncle John is coming!!!

Son zamanlarda raporlarımda aksamalar oldu, kusura bakmayın. Havaların güzelleşmesiyle birlikte bilgisayar başında oturmakda iyice zorlaştı. Babam nasıl yapıyor hiç anlamıyorum. Neyse en azından fotoğrafları koyayım dedim!

In “Cute baby’s guide to the world”, page 48, it says “Babies in bathrobes are adorable. The bathrobe combined with wet hair increases the cuteness grade by a factor of 2.3.”

Dunno, you decide.

Comrades, my apologies. I haven’t posted anything in awhile. I feel like I’ve been holding up my end of the bargain (being cute, photogenic, doing all kinds of new amazing things), but my “technical assistants” have been falling down on the job. It’s so hard to find good help these days. It was like cutting a new tooth getting these guys to put up this latest batch of pictures. And there’s even more to tell now that Uncle Okay and Aunt Fatma are here to entertain me. I promise to use all my (considerable) persuasion skills to get the next post up in a more timely fashion.

I’m having great fun with Uncle Okay and Aunt Fatma. I’ve been using every trick in the “cute baby’s guide to the world” to encourage them to host one of my comrades

We’ve just come back from a weekend trip to Jungfrau region. As you will see from the photos, Mürren is a spectacular place. I propose that we make it the base of our operations. There, we can take our time “planning” our next moves. No need to hurry …

So much to tell so little time I’ve at last been to Turkey and met lots of new people. We took lots of photos so that I can study who was who and not forget. May be I’ll tell you all about it at a later post. For now, without further due, the photos from the trip!